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  1. hydro power 30, most recently on 01 March 2017
  2. coal power 9, most recently on 26 February 2017
  3. wind power 3, most recently on 11 October 2016
  1. In hydro power Utterly baffling: Martin McGuinness has injured himself using a #screwdriver. If only he'd been wearing #a hydro-electric power station. on 01 March 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  2. In hydro power Remain calm: George #W Bush has been identified #wielding a #dusty #mallet & a hydro-electric power station. on 27 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  3. In coal power Thank you Christ: Miranda Hart has been praised #by critics, with some hailing her a coal burning power station. on 26 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  4. In hydro power Can it be? Louise Mensch has been taken to hospital by #kayak after collapsing on stage with a hydro-electric power station. on 22 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  5. In hydro power How!? #I have #rented #out a hydro-electric power station. on 19 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  6. In hydro power Smells #like blood! Simon Callow #has created a meal containing dog eyeballs and a hydro-electric #power station. on 02 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  7. In coal power We need The Human Torch! Ronald Reagan's spirit has demolished #four million hideouts, using nothing more than a coal burning power station. on 01 February 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  8. In hydro power What was he contemplating? Eric Pickles has said he is struggling to understand a hydro-electric power station. on 31 January 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  9. In hydro power Incoming #fact! Rob Ford #has sparked #a racism row after #'blacking up' during a visit to a hydro-electric power station! on 17 January 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  10. In hydro power BOOM! Tim Roth #has #announced that he will be #putting down the cost of #a hydro-electric power station. on 15 January 2017 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  11. In hydro power Hollywood great Clive Dunn's skeleton #has emerged with #his first album in nine years, titled 'Looking for a hydro-electric power station'! on 25 December 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  12. In hydro power Don't cry for me: James Corden #has created a solar-powered version of a #hydro-electric power station. on 11 December 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  13. In hydro power Get this: Jimmy #Carter's soul has been injured during the emergency evacuation of a hydro-electric power station. on 04 December 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  14. In hydro power Leave him alone: Will #Smith has arrived in Germany to try and sell a #hydro-electric power station. on 26 November 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  15. In hydro power Great news: Nicki Minaj has been planning to spend a night with her forehead #in a #hydro-electric power station. on 05 November 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  16. In hydro power Hoax? I have founded the first tennis club #exclusively for ISIS. Their logo is a hydro-electric #power station. on 29 October 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  17. In wind power Uh oh! I have relocated to France, citing my #desire to climb a wind driven power station. on 11 October 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  18. In hydro power It gives me a voice boxache: Michael #Heseltine #has evolved into a #hydro-electric power station. on 08 October 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  19. In coal power What a pickpocket! Danny Baker has eaten his #way through a coal burning power station. on 18 September 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  20. In hydro power BANG! Bruce Forsyth #has demolished one #gazillion palaces, using nothing #more than a hydro-electric power #station. on 02 September 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  21. In hydro power The rumours are true: Mike Leigh has announced his divorce from a hydro-electric power #station. on 25 August 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  22. In coal power Is this for real? Michael Jackson's soul has announced that he will be putting up #the cost of a coal #burning power station. on 24 August 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  23. In coal power A winner is you: Adam Rose has finally resigned over the #a coal burning power station abuse scandal. on 07 August 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  24. In hydro power My #pancreas is shaking: Paul Giamatti has landed a probe on a hydro-electric power station. on 23 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  25. In hydro power I #have been found #not guilty of crunching a hydro-electric power station. on 21 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  26. In wind power Hollywood great Terry Pratchett has opened a #dusty safe and found a wind driven power station. on 20 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  27. In wind power Trending today: Jeremy Kyle has #a face like a tuna and a body like a wind driven power station. on 20 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  28. In hydro power Lord #Floyd #Mayweather has achieved a D in his a hydro-electric power station exam. on 18 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  29. In hydro power It makes you think: Tom Cruise has played #down a backlash #in Vietnam after he kissed a hydro-electric power station on the mouth. on 18 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  30. In coal power With a almighty crunch, Al #Qaeda #have #begun sucking Dr Pepper out of a coal burning #power station. on 10 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  31. In coal power The hilarious Tom Daley has been diagnosed #with 'legs-scurvy', and is seeking help from a coal #burning power station. on 08 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  32. In hydro power Is this made-up? Dwight Schultz has asked Libya to extradite #a hydro-electric power station! on 08 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  33. In hydro power Something's faulty: Carol Vorderman has #locked herself out of her #own monster truck, leaving a hydro-electric power station trapped ins... on 02 July 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  34. In coal power News from the wallet: Nigel Slater has injured himself using a saw. If #only he'd been wearing a coal burning power station. on 20 June 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  35. In hydro power Top story = I have pleaded #not guilty #to two charges of assaulting a hydro-electric power station. on 30 May 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  36. In hydro power Top story = Michelle #Obama has knitted a pair of knickers out of a hydro-electric power station. on 27 May 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  37. In coal power Inconceivable! Chelsea Manning has had the wheels of her cruise ship #clamped, after parking in front of a coal burning power station. on 21 May 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  38. In hydro power An animatronic model #of Keira Knightley has appointed the first Libyan as her minister of a hydro-electric power station. on 14 May 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  39. In hydro power Ow, my heart! Nelson Piquet has been recorded hanging from the top of a hydro-electric power station. on 27 April 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  40. In hydro power Hey! James Murdoch has been asked #to change #his website by a hydro-electric power station. on 26 April 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  41. In hydro power Truth or dare? Wallace and Gromit have overturned their #monster truck on the M3 after swerving to avoid #a hydro-electric power station. on 18 April 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite
  42. In hydro power Is he Welsh? Seb Coe has been released on bail by police investigating the theft of a hydro-electric power #station. on 02 April 2016 » Reply » Retweet » Favorite